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Subj: Uss Fragglerock Sim Summary Submission
Date: 3/12/01 10:20:18 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Carissahunter
To: USFLaZana, CmdrClarkSavage, Sek Zi Thang, USFTXTrek, USF Synth,
FstLtTaran, James Kirk Jr, LtJg Felix, Carissahunter, Holograhm, USFArronax,
Reagan8290



Sim Summary Submission
Uss Fragglerock  031201

      The Uss Fraggle rock oversaw the installation of a new and
revolutionary new gizmo. StarFleet's standard issued Sucker Upper, complete
with a 1000 foot retractable hose that is housed with in the unit.
As ordered by Captain Lazana, the unit was built in main engineering, and was
demonstrated on the bridge by Lt jg Carissa"lucy"Hunter. The unit was
installed directly aside the Captain's chair and allowed the captain to tidy
even the hardiest of messes. The unit came complete with a cup holder, and
three settings to utilize the unit. The first setting was Normal, second was
half baked, and the third setting was totally crazy.
This last setting, totally crazy, packed a whopping 6 cochranes of warp
power. It was designed to suck up any enemy standing within 10feet of the
unit. With all crew in attendance, the unit was turned on.
Unbeknownst to the crew, albeit James Kirk Jr, a blip appears on the
mainviewer indicating a near by unidentified ship within range of the
Fraggle.  Suddenly, while the demonstration is still going on, the Fraggle is
boarded by a strange man in a suit and tie.
Meanwhile, the Sucker Upper comes to life,, and the unit goes out of control,
making it unable to disable the unit. Lt jg Felix loses what little fur he
had left. Poor Pe'te gets a stretch job, not to mention his swim in an
alcoholic beverage. Wet and a lot bigger than he was at the beginning of the
demonstration, Pe'te gets sucked into the unit. Poor expendy loses his
thongs, all of them until he is at last sucked into the unit himself.
But unlike the others, Expendy comes out the other end, dead, flat and
ribbonlike. Ltjg Carissahunter's uniform gets sucked off and Fstlt Taran,
jumps into the unit in his scoobie boxers after his beloved gin flasks gets
sucked into the mix.
Captain Lazana struggles with the hose as she confronts the stranger on the
bridge. Reagan8290 growls at the hose and at LtjgFelix,, as he claws the
carpet attempting to prevent his entry into the unit.
But alas.. he too gets sucked in. With Carissa still trying to hold onto the
hose, the unit shifts into Totally Crazy.. and the all hek breaks lose. The
Captain's foot goes in first. Slowly but surely,, the captain disappears into
the vortex of the Sucker Upper. The Strange man, on board, identifies himself
as a holographic image, sent by high command to demonstrate the new Arrow
Flier II.
Carissa now airborne still holding onto the hose. The hose works its way to
the ventilation shafts where it seeks out its next victim, James Kirk Jr.
Poof and he is gone..
The poor crew of the Fraggle.. all sucked up and no where to go.
Well Fragglerocksters.. tune in next week..to see ... um.. the unit. The crew
against a machine.
Live long and Party!

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Captains Duty Log
Stardate:  0103.05

The half Andorian captain opened her eyes and blinked several times as her
vision focused. Her entire body ached and she wondered where in the world was
she?  Suddenly a frantic voice pierced the stillness of the cargo pod,
“Zana! Zana!  Thank goodness you are awake.  Oh, the horror!  The horror I’ve
seen!  Oh, it’s too terrible for words!”

Zana cut in as she rubbed her aching back, “Then shutup!  I have a splitting
headache and my back is killing me!”

But the little blue antenna continued anyway, “Oh, what a world!  To be stuck
in this cargo pod for months.  No one answered when I called!  Oh, whoa is me
and my predicament!”  He stopped suddenly and raised himself up straight and
if he had hands he would have put them on his hips, if he even had hips for
that matter.  Pe’te’s voice complained loudly, disgusted as he was with being
there,  “Ya think someone would miss the Captain
and send out a search party.”  Then he swayed side to side and shook his
head, or rather the top of his antenna, “But, Nooooooo….I had to get stuck on
this bucket of bolts with the derelicts of the Federation!”

La’Zana grabbed onto a handle of a nearby cargo container and pulled herself
up.  The room swam before her and her legs buckled causing her to slump down
onto her knees.  “Oooooh—I feel wishy washy.”  She moaned. “My legs won’t
even hold me up.”

Pe’te wailed loudly, “You can’t imagine the horrors I’ve seen!”

The captain pulled herself up again and draped her torso across the cargo
container hoping that it contained something substantial to hold her weight. 
Seeing the odd pink walls come into focus she realized that she was in the
crew’s private cargo pod and added the thought… ‘and not one of Zi’s
shipments of lacy thongs.’  She glanced around thinking she could spot one of
Taran’s containers, because we all knew what Taran had in
those!!  She shifted her weight slightly and the room swam…….then thought
that her head was so messed up enough right now that she had better not
partake in any of her Bridge officer’s stash.  “Please spare me the
dramatics, Pe’te and just tell me what happened,” she mumbled.

In a matter-of-fact voice he explained, “Well, we were taking a count of your
Mallomars™ stock when a box of hot chocolate mix fell on us!  You were
knocked out, but, naturally, I, thinking before hand, thought to put on my
bright yellow cargo pod safety helmet and was saved of a bump on my head.” 
He glanced down at the nasty welt on her head now visible through her light
blue-silver hair, “You, however, were not so lucky.”

“And we have been here ever since??”

“YES!  And I survived on powdered chocolate mix while you slept!  Oh, the
horrors!”

La’Zana rolled her eyes, “Please Pe’te!”

Continuing on he said in a horrified voice, “And then it happened!  Oh, it
was a nasty fight!  Your spine had a big fight with your vertebrae!  Some of
the little bones decided they weren’t going to lie here any more and they
mutinied!  T’s 8 and 9 took off!”  He shook his head sadly, “It wasn’t a
pretty sight.”  He leaned over and tapped her back, “And that’s why you can’t
walk.” He began to sob, “And I…I couldn’t
reach your combadge.  I called until my little voice was hoarse….and that
damn chocolate powder didn’t help any either.  I kept coughing.  Oh….whoa……”

La’Zana smiled up at her brave little appendage despite her situation.  She
slipped down to the floor and began to crawl towards the door as he went on
and on about the things he missed…..”the hot bubble
baths…..Margaritas……girls…..”

  “Don’t worry Pe’te, we’ll get out of here.  Hang in there little buddy.” 
She tapped her combadge,  “Captain to anybody!”

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Captain La'Zana
Duty Log
star date:  0103.09

Captain La'Zana sneezed and then signed-off on the Receiving PADD Commander
Savage handed her.  She watched him walk away and noted now nicely his pants
were fitting him today.

"I know where you are looking." Pe'te's voice chimed in from his perch above
her head, "I don't think behavior like that  is becomming of a Captain,
Noodle Gal."

Zana refrained from commenting about unbecomming behavior when Pe'te
undresses Doc Thang with his eyes, then realized that he won't have a problem
doing that to anyone anymore since her Engineer is currently having a problem
with her uniforms, much to the little antenna's glee.  Walking over to the
large box they had just received she called out, "Oh, clam up!  I was merely
noticing that there was something on his pants."

"Yeah, your eyes, " Pe'te returned grinning.  He peered over her head,
"What's in the box, Noodle?"

Ripping it open she sighed heavily, "Will you stop calling me that!  Just
because I happen to like Lasagna--"

"Which happens to rhyme with your name," he cut in.

"--doesn't mean you should call me that."  She straightened up, mimicking
Pe'te's voice, and tried not to laugh, "I happen to be the Captain, which in
itself, demands a certain amount of respect."

An antenna-like snort was her reply before he asked again, "What's in the
box?"

She pulled out a long hose, sneezed and replied, "I bought it for the
Bridge."

"Gazuntite!"  Cocking his head to one side and eyeballing it like a bird
would, Pe'te noticed, "It looks like a sucker upper."

"Yeah, just a little handy dandy little gadget I thought might come in
useful."

Pe'te grinned, "That flying hair getting to ya?"

*Ah-choo*

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Captain La'Zana
Duty Log
star date:  0103.19

There is no current duty log on file for Captain La'Zana as of this date.

The main computer suspects this is due in part to her being stuck in the hose
of the Bridge's new Sucker Upper™ along with the majority of her crew.

However, the computer could be wrong.

Unlikely, though.

But if there was a Duty Log it would probably say something like.........

Open log:
Due to the "involved" nature of the Fragglerock's demanding Missions, I have
decided that in support of the Teran holiday, St. Patrick's Day, and in light
that if I didn't do this the crew would just do it anyway, I am ordering the
attendance of all crew members to a Shamrock Party on the Bridge....because
they would have insisted it be there anyway and Taran would never give me
peace on this one, if I didn't. Close log.

^:)

Yes, that means if we ever get out, we get to drink green beer!
Happy Be-lated St Patties Day to everyone!

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Computer begin log:

This mission was based around goofiness but then again aren't they all? Well
in this mission we were stuck in a vacuum tube. With all of the bridge crew
stuck they all depended on Carissa to get them out of this situation. While
the crew tried their best not to get hit in the face with a furball from
Felix some couldn't help it. During the mission to get out Carissa used her
trusty tools to make the machine blow everyone out. After the blowing out of
the crew was done she was able to turn of the machine. As the mission
continued everyone had headackes from getting hit into the wall. Carissa was
then stuck in the tube unable to get out and not able to be heard over the
noise. While Kirk made sure the ship was in the proper position others were
beginning to get their balance back. The mission ended with a Pig, a Furball,
a Tube Girl, a wondering Sombie(me), a drunk, and the Captain and Cmdr. in a
daise.

End Log.

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Begin Personal Log:

Well, this mission was an odd one. Here was the weirdest mission I've ever

had. We needed to get out of a tube. I didn't have any fun getting fur in my

mouth after getting blown out. Now I have a huge headache. No offense to

the crew but I think we are getting to goofy. Even though this ship is based

around this goofiness. I really didn't get into this for the goofiness but I

wanted to really get ahead. I don't want to be reassigned or anything but I

wish they would get a little serious. I would like to test the Arrow Flier
II's

abilities but if all they do is goof off the ship won't get a good testing
and will

soon need to go back to where it is really supposed to be. The ships
abilities

are more needed some where else and since we are just a simple cargo ship

there are no combat situations the ship can get into. I would also like to
state

that even if they are goofy they are good friends.

End Recording

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Subj: USS Fragglerock Sim Summary Submission
Date: 3/19/01 10:36:35 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Carissahunter
To: USFLaZana, CmdrClarkSavage, Sek Zi Thang, USF Synth, FstLtTaran, James
Kirk Jr, LtJg Felix, Carissahunter, USFArronax
CC: USF Weekly


Sim Summary for the USS FRAGGELROCK
Stardate: 031901

Welcome to another Fraggleistic Adventure. In the case of "" Only the Hose
Knows"".............
Last week, The new Sucker Upper Device, installed on the bridge, had sucked
up the entire crew of the Fraggle into a 1000ft retractable hose, albeit one
crew member, the Engineer- Carissahunter.
Left with the task of rescuing her beloved crewmembers..( right).. She
tinkered away in MENG.. until the Blower Outer was born. This latest
contraption would hook up to the back of the Sucker upper and blow everyone
out of the abyss. Able to blow out with a force of about 20g's.. Carissa made
it to the bridge preparing to retrieve the captured and very cramped
crewbies.  Carissa super glued herself to the bridge, and prepared to hold
onto the giant
hose until the Sucker upper relentlessly surrendered her fearless Captain,
USFLAZANA. Her trusty companion, Pe'te, The furless wonder- Ltjgfelix, Our
preoccupied helmsman, James Kirk, Jr., and our rather rotund xo, Comdr.
ClarkSavage.
Our resident lush, FstltTaran , found passed out on the bridge floor, was
ducked tapped to keep him from getting in the way.. should he come too.
 Expendy had already died, and was not rescue-able until he resurrected
again.
And the Good Doctor was busy in Sick bay preparing to teach the nursing staff
new gymnasty moves.
At last the time came to Blow out each of the crewmembers. While hurricane
forces whipped around the bridge, the crew  one at a time, shot out of the
unit like cannon ball out of a cannon, hitting the wall or each other as they
came flying out of the giant hose of the Blower Outer device. Glad to be out
of the hose.. the entire crew donned party hats of all shapes and sizes to
celebrate the end of their captivity.
The moral of this story?… Only the hose knows!!
Till next week Fragglerocksters,,, Live long and Party.!!!!

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Computer: Beep Beep Ready

Kirk: While on this mission we had a few difficulties and our main objective
was

to get the medical supplies and to get the medical staff safely to the
starbase.

During this mission we had a few difficulties with the crew. In engineering

Carissa was trying to fix some things in the engines and soon got stuck
trying to

get everything to work. Soon after getting stuck she called upon Ens. Kirk to
help

her out. After getting down there Kirk tried to get her unstuck. Then Kirk
and

Carissa were stuck in engineering. To get them out of this situation they had
to

call on the good doctor Thang to save them. When she finally got to the scene

she tried everything to get them out even butter. After a long try they were
still

stuck together in the tube.

End Recording.

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Beep Beep Ready

Kirk: We started out this mission like any other just trying to get to the
right

destination. As we went furthur along in the mission we found that in all the

camosion of fixing up the ship Carissa got stuck trying to get one of her
tools

back. I had a good time trying to get her out but I wish I wouldn't have
gotten

stuck along with her. After getting stuck we tried to call on one of our good

friends Dr. Thang. It was kind of embarissing being stuck with Carissa.
Though it

was funny I wish I wouldn't have gotten all buttered up. Its not like I
didn't have

fun being stuck with Carissa but I wish this could have been avoided. Carissa
is a

good friend and I would soon like to take her out on a drink maybe the next
time

we are on a starbase I'll take her for a drink.

Computer end recording

Computer: Afirmative

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Begin Log

Kirk: On this mission we were answering a distress call that came from an old

Federation shuttle that came from the Frag itself. This time it involved the
ship

having to send an away team to the planet that the shuttle crash landed on.
Here

Kirk was in charge while taking along Felix and Carissa taking along the

necessary equipment. During this mission we came in contact with a hologram

that came from the shuttle with its memory lost it took the away team
hostage. In

order to get out of this they had to do what the hologram said and they
repared

the shuttle for the hologram. But what the hologram didn't know is that we
set it

so that the ships systems woulds mess up after sixty seconds of flight. After
being

rescued by the Frag I was a very thankful to be alive.

Recording Ended Affirmative

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Kirk: This mission was a great one because I got to command an away mission.

Though I didn't much appreciate that hologram pointing a phaser at me I still
had

fun being on a planet instead of just being on a ship. I love carrying a
phaser and

being in command but its not fun when someone else has the phaser. It's also
fun

for me to work with Felix and Carissa. The fact that they are funny people
helps

me to be happy in a situation where things aren't really fun. Also when
there's a

bad situation they can some up with good ideas on how to get out of it.
They'll do

anything for their friends and I am glad to know them. I'd like to do more
away

missions if the Captain would let me but it is all up to her or the
Commander. I

look forward to working with Carissa and Felix and to leading an away
mission.

That is all Computer

Affirmative

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Subj: Sim summary submission for the Uss Fragglerock
Date: 3/26/01 11:45:07 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Carissahunter
To: USFLaZana, CmdrClarkSavage, Sek Zi Thang, USFTXTrek, USF Synth, USF
Taran, James Kirk Jr, LtJg Felix, Carissahunter, Holograhm, USFArronax
CC: USF Weekly


Sim Summary for the USS FRAGGLEROCK
stardate: 0026.03
Captain USFLAZANA

The Uss Fraggle crew busied themselves on the bridge as they do every week.
LtjgFelix was playing Pac man on the tac console, Usf Taran was in a drunken
stupor looking for his stashes of bottled gin, and LT jg Carissa was in meng,
wearing her isoliner chip gown,, made special for this mission.
Our precious cargo of melted statutes of Uranus's, Latinum was being hauled
to a drop off point. The only daring member was James Kirk Jr who flew the
Arrow Flyer to gather data on the super nova within the area.
Captain Lazana was also having trouble sitting in her crooked commander's
chair, hinting to Carissa to fix it asap.
Commander Savage , with the excuse of making his rounds of the ship, ended up
conveniently in sick bay flirting with the lovely Dr. Sek zi thang. Love was
in the air.. as the two,, flirted with the concept of attraction.
Under the precept of a strained neck muscle, Commander Savage received a free
massage out of the deal, relishing at the Doctor's touch.
Carissa reported to the bridge to fix the captain's chair.. while not an easy
feet in a metal dress. With that out of the way,
she hurried back to meng.. when the captain called yellow alert.  Numerous
vessels had appeared on the view screen.It appeared that some Ferengi's
wanted what we were hauling. And demanded we give them some.
James Kirk Jr, not having enough power to make it back to the Fraggle was
stuck holding his position for the time being.
Carissa now in meng.. was checking the engines and the warp core.. when she
suddenly feel off the stair case and was suspended in mid air.. two flights
up.. holding onto the edge of the warp core rim. With her isoliner chips
heating up,
Carissa called for help. With no one to assist her,, she made an impromptu
decision to leap for the guard rail and ended up on the floor of meng.. .
with her metal dress charged and melting into a dress of armor that shocked
her every time she moved.
Meanwhile back on the bridge, Lt jg Felix was watching the view screen
abandoning his pac man game to watch the show. Taran, not to sure of himself,
tried to target shoot and take out the ferengi vessels.
James Kirk attempted communications with the Fraggle but was unable to get a
response. He tinkered with the equipment on board the Arrow and was able to
power up some of his engines. The supernova now was rocking the Fraggle.
Yellow alert became red alert. The Ferengi were firing on the Fraggle. James
Kirk hailed the Fenegi ships.
And challenged them to a dual. Firing up his weapons.. he returned fire on
the Ferengi. He powered up his special weapon.. the death blassom. The Arrow
started to spin like a ball., Suddenly a big red beam comes shooting out of
the Arrow. Firing on the Ferengi vessels. Explosions, and the Fraggle is
rocked once more. The red beam hits all the Ferengi ships at the same time..
Destroying them and the rest hightail it out of there with there deflectors
between their knees.
James had saved the day.
The two love birds in Sickbay were oblivious to our encounter with the
Ferengi. Felix and Taran were happy to be alive to shed and drink,. and the
Captain had her chair back.
Carissa decided to beam her dress into out space.,, and that is the end of
the story.
Tune in Next week for the conclusion of "" As the Fraggle turns"""
Live long and Party.
Note: Kudos to James Kirk Jr for an excellant sim story line as he took the
spotlight this week.

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Kirk: Begin Duty Log

Kirk: The mission was to spy out the path for the Frag with the Arrow Flier
II since

the Frag was unable to use its sensors. The AFII was scouting the area
because

the shipment was Gold Pressed Latinum. While on its mission it stopped to
check

on a Super Nova that was near by to get some readings for the Frag. As it was

there it was stuck by the pull of the Super Nova and thus stuck in that
place. As it

was stuck it was able to pick up ionic exhaust like that used on a starship.
Sure

enough a number of Ferengi vessels were headed to the Frag fo the GPL that

was on board. When the Frag did not give it up they opened fire on it. What
they

didn't know it that the AFII was in between all the ships cloked using its

holoemiters (which are normally used so that the ECH can work on the outside
of

the ship). And then it uncloked itself and headed for the main ship using its
Bump

Shields to get inside their shields(as soon as it's inside it shanges its
shields back

to normal for protection). It then fired on the ships warp naccells then they
tried

to contact and tell them to surrender. When they fired upon the AFII it was
forced

to destroy the enemy ship. Then Kirk told the Frag to get to a distance as he

activated the Death Blassom. As the ship spun it began to look like a circle
and

after that a red beam came from all sides of the ship launching torpedoes
along

with that. In the end most of the ships were destroyed while others creak
with

agony with decks missing.

Kirk: End log

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Kirk: Begin Personal Log

This was a fun mission because I got to pilot the new Arrow Flier II. While
others

were being lovey dovey on the ship I was on a mission to plot or to make sure

the course of the Frag was good. Though my friend Taran is a funny drunken

person. I wish he would stop playing Pac Man but you have to have some fun in

other ways besides getting drunk. Anyway back to me I got to see the coolest

thing a big giant Super Nova. It was cool and though we got stuck there it
was a

cool sight. I loved using the Death Balsson on the AFII it was cool but you
don't

want to look out the window otherwise the AFII will have a new look. It was
cool

using all that new technowledgy but it's to bad we'll have to give her back
soon.

It was so cool seeing all those explosions and watching my little ship
destroy all

those big ships with one weapon. I'd say the AFII is a good adition to the
fleet. I'd

like to do further missions with it.

End Personal Log

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Kirk: Begin Duty Log

Kirk: Well on this mission we did almost nothing besides have a party for the

newly designed Big Sucker Upper. Thanks to Carissa Expendy has a new way to

clean up or to die from getting sucked it. As the demonstration continued we

see that the new equipment is very powerful and is useful. Also during the

demonstration the crew were having a blast drinking eating popcorn and

dancing around. Then all of a sudden the vaccuum got really powerful and

started sucking the crew in. Though not noticed by the crew a ship was by the

Frag. Then a man walked in looking for Captain LaZana. After finding her he

identified himself saying he was the ECH from the new Arrow Flier II. While

there he noticed the vaccuum was malfunctioning and he turned it of but

because he likes to gloat he accidently turned it back on. As Kirk was in a
bad

mood he went to Shuttle Bay I to get away from all the camotion. THough he

thought he was away the vaccuum went through the vents and it still got him.

End Log

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Kirk: Begin Personal Log

Though I was looking forward to testing out the new AFII I was diappointed

because the captain wanted to get through a presentation envolving a new

product from Lucy. Although I enjoyed the popcorn and the drink I was
interested

by the new product. I love seeing new stuff especially when you are one of
the

first to see it. Later on I began to sulk that might have been dumb but later
I

joined my crew members in the vaccuum tube and I also got a mouth full of fur

because of my friend Felix::thinks to self why must he be afraid of
everything::.

While in the tube I was able to get some thinking done and I thought I should
not

be so uptight and not want everything my way. I enjoy working with the Frag
and

I want to be friends with them and to be friends with them I must do as they
do

and have some fun.

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Subj: Sim Summary submission for the Uss Fragglerock
Date: 4/4/01 9:52:26 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From: Carissahunter
To: USFLaZana, CmdrClarkSavage, Sek Zi Thang, USF Synth, USF Taran, James
Kirk Jr, LtJg Felix, Carissahunter, USFArronax
BCC: USF Weekly


Sin Summary for the Uss Fragglerock
The lion Headed Warp Core
Stardate: 004.02

This weeks Fraggleistic Adventure begins in MENG. Carissahunter accidentally
trips and falls into the warp core along with her Isoliner chip Gown. The
gown was a goner.. however Carissa makes it and catches on to the sides.
Alerting the rest of the crew to her predicament, Captain Lazana sends James
Kirk Jr. and Lt jg Felix to investigate. Upon arriving in Meng, the two find
Carissa inside the Core, hanging on for dear life. James Kirk Jr and Lt jg
Felix immediately begin to shut down the warp, or try to.
Meanwhile on the Bridge, Taran discovers that a supersoaker filled with gin,
is the best way to get drunk. However a cat and lush game persists and the
bridge begins to smell like a bar. Spilling gin this way and that, sparks
eminate from the main console. The bridge crew along with the Captain attempt
to put out the fire.
Back in engineering, Carissa waiting for the core to release her, hangs out.
Suddenly, the core begins to talk. Growling at the threesome in Meng, the
Core detaches itself from its restraints and starts to pursue Kirk and Felix.
Carissa, still inside, is smashed into the glass as the Core strides  from
side to side to the bridge, hungry and determined to eat. Making it to the
Bridge, Lt jg Felix feeds it Ripples.
Fstlt Taran is called upon to use his supersoaker filled with gin to save the
day . Aiming, as well as he could being drunk himself, shoots a stream of gin
into the core's mouth. The Crew is hoping the core will get drunk and burp
Carissa out.
Carissa cries out.. no more chips, not wanting to get tossed out of the Core
as the core passes Gas.
The Core makes lapping sounds, hungrily licking at the gin being sprayed on
it and inside it.
A huge Burp echoes forth from the Core blasting Carissa clear out of the
mouth of the core and with a final moan, falls over and  roars no more. The
crew cheer as they are saved from the evil chase of the Lion headed warp
core.
The question remains... What to use to power the ship now?
Tune in next week to find out. That's all folks. Live long and Party.

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Subj: Sim Summary Submission for the Uss Fraggle
Date: 4/10/01 9:47:56 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From: Carissahunter
To: USFLaZana, CmdrClarkSavage, Sek Zi Thang, USF Synth, USF Taran, James
Kirk Jr, LtJg Felix, Carissahunter, USFArronax
BCC: USF Weekly


SIm summary for the Uss FraggleRock
Stardate: 0004.10

Still hanging from last week? Well the Fraggle had just ejected their warp
core. What now, you ask as you sit there eatting your popcorn?  Well faced
with two decisions, the fraggle can either creep to a repair facility 12
hours away or make a run through the Myr asteriod field to visit a  space
yard, a junkyard of
sorts. Let"s tune in and see what happens......(chomp)(chomp)

The fraggle crew attempt to locate the spinning warp in space.  With Lt jg
Felix locking onto its coordinates, and James Kirk.jr flying her close to the
trajectory,  the warp gets tractored in. Hovering in the cargo bay,, the warp
is sent to engineering, to hoist down to its whole. But instead, the warp
demands a new home. Carissa spends much of the mission, attempting to coax
the warp core to its resting place. First as  father Guido Sarducchi,
  then as a Samarai Warrior, as Carmen miranda, and finally as  a lovesick
female warp core which  finally convinces it  to shut up and sit down in its
hole. Just as James Kirk jr flies the fraggle crew right into the asteroid
field,, manuevering like the millenium Falcon. Hard right then Hard left,,
the crew get tossed,( just like aol did to fstltTaran).
Lazana, fists clenching her captain's chair, and lets out a such a blood
curdeling scream at the approaching asteroids. Cmndr Savage , having fun with
his clothes.. flashes the crew with his sleek and silky boxers each time
Lazana screams.  The crew brace for an impact.  Lt jg Felix barracades
himself behind a wall of tater Krisp bags.  Suddenly, as asteroid of enormous
size explodes right in the path of the Fraggle sending 20 smaller sized
asteroids hurling threw space in the path of the fraggle.
Oh No.... will this be the end of the Fraggle? Will the crew get out of the
asteroid belt alive? Will Cmndrsavage switch to briefs?  This is another
cliffhanger, so save your popcorn  till next week Fragglers. Live Long.. and
Party!

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Sim Summary for the Uss Fragglerock
StarDate: 0004.16
USF Lazana

The crew was pretty bored with its normal routine, standying at green alert.
Commander Clark Savage was asleep in the Captain's chair, while Taran was
busy dispensing gin drinks from his make shift bar at the main console.
Lt Felix was busy eating and stuffing his ears with Twinkies and James Kirk
jr was working busily in the shuttle bay in secret.
Armed with an indelliable marker, a coconut bra and a banana peel,
Comander savage became the victim to the childish pranks of one Carissahunter
and Taran. A heavy black ring was drawn around his left eye and a lovely
mustache with curling ends was designed carefully on the commanders upper
lip. A coconut bra was placed on him, his shoes were tied together and a
banana peel was placed strategically on his head.
The commander was still asleep crooning over his Dr thang in dream land, and
was oblivious to his changed appearance till.. he woke with a start.
Feeling his new body part, he cried out loud..and then he feel asleep again..
counting the many stars in his eyes for the good doctor.
Will Carissa and Taran excape this mischeivous caper? Tune in next week,
Fragglers.. until then live long and Party

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This SIM began with Carissa accidentally tripping and falling into the warp
core. Though falling into the core she was able to grab hold of something to
save her life. But she wasn't out of trouble yet, she still was inside the
warp core. She made this known to the crew when contacting
Captain LaZana. The Captain had me and Felix go down there to help Carissa
out. Once there we tried shuttling down the warp core for Carissa's safety.
On the bridge though Taran was messing around with a Super Soaker filled with
alcohol. When sparks start coming out of the helms control the captain tries
putting it out with the water gun but instead makes it worse. While down in
engineering Carissa holds on for her life. As she hangs the core begins
to growl at Felix and me, then it detaches itself in attempt to get them.
Taran is then called on to use his Super Soacker to save the day squirting it
into the giant warp core. Then the warp core falls down unable to stay awake
and now the crew needs to find a way to power the ship.

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This SIM was a funny but dangerous mission to save Carissa from the deadly
warp core. Here me and the furball were called to take care of getting
Carissa to safety. As with other things somehow this somewhat easy mission
would get hard and soon. As we got down there we looked to see how
Carissa was doing while I was trying to get the warp core offline. What I
didn't know is that Taran's alcohol was about to burn my favorite pillow. As
I tried to shut it down I heard a growling sound and I thought it was just
Felix's stomach but it was something worse, it was the warp core. It almost
made me pee in my pants when the big core got up and tried to eat us. We got
to get Taran's gin to be put to good use and some of Felix's snacks too. It
worked the big core hit the floor faster then I fall asleep. After all of
that all I could do was cry because my pillow had been engulfed by flames and
was nothing but black ashes. Taran owes me a new pillow and if he doesn't
I'll hide all his gin that will show him not to out gin in a Super Soaker.

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Subj: Sim summary for the Uss Fragglerock.
Date: 5/9/01 7:26:44 AM Pacific Daylight Time
From: Carissahunter
To: USF Synth, USF Taran, USFLaZana, LtJg Felix, USFArronax, Sek Zi Thang,
James Kirk Jr, Carissahunter, CmdrClarkSavage
BCC: USF Weekly


Sim Summary Submission for the Uss Fragglerock
stardate: 0105.07

        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Second star to the right.... an straight on till
morning.
   The Uss Fragglrocksters landed on the Planet Ranum. The crewbies assembled
outside the shuttle, and prodded  onward to procure parts to fix the warp
core at the Space yard. CaptainLazana armed with her sometime workable
tricorder led the motley crew forward. Carissa catches something out of the
corner of her eye
and runs in an opposite direction. Urging the others on, she waves them down
to follow her.
Ltjgfelix, munching his cheetohs, along with James Kirk Jr, and FstltTaran,
and Commander savage were close behind.
When they all finally got to Carssa's location, there standing in their way
was a huge mountain. Everyone stood silent wondering how they were ever going
to climb it.
Kirk mentions that he brought his climbing boots. Captain Lazana gets an
idea.(see light bulb.) She takes the boots, attaches a tricorder to them..
and a few winky dinky moments later, Kirk was strapping on some turbo powered
gravity boots.
Everyone grabbed on to someone or something. Felix jumped onto Kirk's head,
taran onto Kirk, connected to Cap.Lazana who was connected to Carissa who was
connected to CommanderSavage.
James hit the switch, and soon a chain of Fragglers were flying high into the
air, up, up and away. As they scaled the top of the mountain, they began to
pick up speed.
The teams skin on their faces were stretched to infinity as they soared
faster and faster to the bottom of the mountain. Making their last dyeing
requests, the crew held on to one another-waiting for the hard ground to
connect with them.
Suddenly, the boots stop short 5 inches off the ground like a scene from a
bugs bunny cartoon. The crew fell softly to the rocky and dry ground. Once on
the other side of the mountain, the space yard becomes visible to the others,
and they all approach a ticket booth, and a seedy looking character who is
staring at the bunch.
What's in store for the fragglers next?
Will Carissa have enough money? Will Commander Savage sell Carissa?
Will the natives do a native dance?  Will Felix sell his cheetohs?
Tune in next week, when the Fragglerocksters.............
TBC...Live long and Party!

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Captain's Log
stardate  000205.10

::Captain La'Zana flipped open the small communicator on her wrist and spoke
softly: ::

This is Captain La'Zana updating.  We have shuttled down to the second moon
of Ranum and are currently attempting to get into the SpaceYard to see if we
can find parts to fix our warp core.  Update, over.

:: She flipped the small metallic flap closed and then looked at the SLTR man
standing "guard" at the entrance to SpaceYard.  ~Had to be a Ferenghi!  Who
else would run such a place?!~ she thought.

The Ferenghi wasn't sure what to make of the newcomers.  They didn't dress in
the traditional uniforms he usually saw Starfleet officers wearing.  Some of
them had on the traditional tunics, but the rest of their attire was
something mercenaries would wear.  He stepped forward and addressed the blue
one gruffly.::  We don't want any trouble here Starfleet.  

:: La'Zana moved in front and responded cordially, while silently hoping
Pe'te had enough sense to be quiet and tuck himself in close. ::  We aren't
looking for any.

Then state your business!

:: La'Zana looked over at Commander Savage and rolled her eyes.  He leaned in
and whispered out of the side of his mouth. ::  Pleasant, fellow!  Yes, no
problem at all, this should be a routine mission.

We need core element parts for our ship. :: The captain replied. ::

:: The Ferenghi looked the crew over for a few moments, then replied. ::
 Fine.  You can go through, but I need something for collateral.

:: Savage stepped forward. ::  Collateral?  For what?  Anything we have is
worth more than your junk in here!  What the heck would we steal?

:: The Ferenghi leaned on the frame of the glowing pink laser gate
surrounding the Yard.  He leerned at the Commander and replied smugly. ::
 You want in, you follow the rules.

:: Resisting the strong urge to belt him, Savage thrust Taran's Super Soaker
at him.  Without missing a beat he pulled out and palmed the gin cartriage,
hiding it behind his back as the GateKeeper took the Gun. ::  Here.  Hold
this til we get back!  :: He stepped closer to the foul smelling man and
stretched out his chest, flexed his muscles and hoped he didn't rip his shirt
during this tense moment. ::  We'll be back for it!

::  The Ferenghi's greedly little fingers flicked all over the strange gun in
lustful excitement as the crew walked into the SpaceYard.

Felix stepped over what once might have been a child's holo-cube  and shook
as a chill ran through him. ::  {S Frag5}  This place is like Dr. Seuss'
worst nightmare!

:: Pe'te popped out and held his phaser at the ready. ::  Yeah, lets just get
what we need and blow this popsicle joint!

:: La'Zana nodded causing Pe'te to almost drop the small gun. :: I agree.
 This place gives me the creeps.

:: A large black bat-looking creature swooped down and flew over the crew.
 It emitted a blood curdling scream as it grabbed Lt. "fearful fleabag" Felix
in it's razor sharp talon-like claws and then disappeared into the night. ::

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This time on the Frag we had some trouble getting somewhere without a core

so we had to figure out a way to get a new one. The only thing was there was

only a junk yard near by that might hold one but the fast way was blocked by

an asteroid belt. We needed a way to get somewhere so we decided to go for

it. As we headed towards the asteroid field the crew prepared themselves

since Mr. Kirk's reputation for flying wasn't to good. Mr. Felix prepared
himself

in a fortress of protection. While others strapped themselves in and prepared

for the ride of their lives. Seeing this Kirk was determined to prove that he
was

in fact a good pilot sending the ship at high speeds into the field. With

everyone frightened behind him he kept the speed up flying the ship like the

Millennium Falcon. Find out what happens next time on the Fragglerock's

adventure.

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On this mission with the Frag I had the best time and I got to see what the
ship

was able to do and I got to prove I was a good pilot. As we started out I was
a

little scared of trying to navigate through the field because being close to

something that could kill you really makes you nervous. As we were getting

closer to actually flying through it others were skeptical about me being
able

to fly the ship through the field. Seeing this made me want to prove them

wrong, especialy Felix who was inside his little fortress. Others strapping

themselves in and praying for their lives made me totally forget about how

scared I was and I was determine to get them through it. When the captain

gave the order to go through I pushed the pedal to the metal and started our

journey throught the field. Flying the ship at high speeds was dangerous but
I

had to prove I was the best they had. We'll see if I'm actually the best or
if

that was a stupid move. Till next week you'll have to wait.

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Kirk: This time on the Fragglerock we were traveling through an asteroid
field we

were trying to get to a junk yard for a new warp core. As Kirk was piloting
trying

to prove he was a good pilot others were giving him guidance and support.

Carissa was one individual that was supporting Kirk trying to get him to be
calm

and not crash the ship. While others didn't think they would make it through
it

she stuck behind him and rooted him on. Taran and Felix did help use the

phasers to blast some asteroids out of the ships way. As the ship dodged

numerous asteroids the duo kept firing away and destroyed a huge one send

littler ones at the ship. The shield were getting battered by the little
shards but

weren't touched by the bigger ones. As the ship got closer to the edge Kirk

increased speed so the trip would be over faster. As he did it was harder for
him

to control the ship and a large asteroid stood in their path. In an attempt
to dodge

the asteroid Kirk put the ship in a near nose dive and was just barley able
to go

around the asteroid that led them out of the asteroid field. The ships crew

congragulated Kirk and prepared the crew for an away team to get the warp

core. Kirk put the ship in orbit and they embarked on their trip.

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Kirk: On the Fragglerock we had some fun or rather I had fun steering the
ship

through the field. I had fun dodging asteroids and watching asteroids explode
as

Feilx and Taran fired the phasers. And thanks to Carissa I was able to keep a

cool head while doing my job. I would give all the credit to Carissa for
getting us

through the asteroid field. She gave me the confidence to do it and she
pulled

me through. Felix and Taran did their part as well helping me get around

asteroids and keeping their own cool. The captain as well had a good helping

hand in this and I appreciate all that they did. Making out of there was
awsome

because we saved a lot of time and no one died. I wish I could have made a

good point about being a good pilot but I think it was good enough and from
now

on no more slacking off like usual::throws pillow into hi quarters::. So I
think I

had a fun time and I can't wait to start the next mission. Till next time.

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Subj: Sin Summary for the Uss FraggleRock
Date: 7/7/01 6:26:50 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: Carissahunter
To: USF Synth, USF Taran, USFLaZana, LtJg Felix, USFArronax, Sek Zi Thang,
James Kirk Jr, Carissahunter, CmdrClarkSavage
BCC: USF Weekly


Sim Summary Submission for the Uss FraggleRock

The fragglerocksters have just acquired the new parts to reassemble a new
warp core. The cheif of engineering quickly set about piecing back together
the poorly ailing core. Meanwhile,  Recent orders from Starfleet have just
redirected the Fraggle back to Earth to pick up some  very important cargo
for Ambassador Zerlack, a representative of the Therlon World in the Gamma
Quadrant.
The course was laid in and the ship headed for Earth at maxium impulse.
Naviagational systems soon alerted the crew to an oncoming Nebula smack dab
in the middle of their route.
Alas, the core was now up and running. Pushing the petal to the metal, our
helmsman bared the Fraggle's soul and initiated warp speed.
The Fraggle broke records that day, as the ship cruised like a speed demon
through space.
All of a sudden, an unidentified noise echoed forth. Soon, controls become
frozen. Sensors were not reading data as  THE SHIP MOVED CLOSER AND CLOSER TO
WHAT CAN ONLY BE
DESCRIBED AS A.......

Have to Stay toon Fragglerocksters.. Until next week.. Live long and Party!

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Kirk: Begin log

Computer: Beep..... Beep..... Ready.

Kirk: Today's mission was a simple one. All I had to do was to get the ship

docked for loading. Since I don't have much experience docking the ride

was a bumpy one. But the ship remained intact and everyone is fine. The

crew were excited to go to Earth and go to a restaurant the Captain had told

the about. The Commander and myself stayed onboard the Frag though our

reasons were different. When I left the bridge the commander was happy to

have it all to himself. I went to my quarters and I took a nap. After a while
I

got bored and figured I'd take a shuttle to Earth to get to everybody and
have

some real fun. Being the only one around the commander was not working I

would go to earth with the others (not that being with the commander was a

real bad thing). End Log.

                                       LtnJg James Kirk, Jr.,
Helmsmen for the Fragglerock

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Kirk: Start Log

Computer: Ready.......

Kirk. This time on the Frag we were just having a little fun. Crashing the
ship was just an

accident. I thought it was hilarious the way they all tried to cram into one
TL when there

was two TLs on the bridge. And they left right when I reminded them. I
thought I was

going to have a great time having the ship to myself but then I was painfully
reminded that

the Commander was still onboard too. So I let him have the bridge to himself,
then I went

to my quarters but as always I was bored out of my mind. Then I decided to
take a

shuttle to the planet to catch up with the others and have a little fun while
I had the time.

End Log

LtnJg James Kirk ,Jr.,

Helmsmen for the Fragglerock

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Kirk: Begin Log

Computer: Beep....Beep..... Ready

Kirk: Today's mission was a very important mission. We were ordered to planet

Earth to pic up some cargo and supplies. We had just gotten back from the
junkyard

planet with the new parts for the Warp Core. Carissa was down there with the

Commander putting the core together for flight. When Carissa had finished
putting

the core together the Captain oredered me to engage warp. After engaging it
she

ordered it to the max and the Frag went faster then it has ever gone before.
After a

few minutes of traveling at warp sensors indicated that there was a tear
being

created by the core. The tear was either a whole in space and time or it was
an

interdimensional rift. The captain ordered me to stop the ship and change
course, as

I tried to do so the controls froze and we were stuck flying at the rift. End
Log.

LtnJg James Kirk ,Jr.,

Helmsmen for the Fragglerock

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Kirk: Begin Log

Computer: Beep.....Beep.....Ready

Kirk: Ahhh the fun we had this time on the Frag. As Carissa was putting the
core

together I was getting excided to see what the new core could do. I had to
drive the

ship at impulse which was slow compared to warp so I got a little bored. As
we were

going at impulse Carissa got the core up and running and I was ready to tests
its

limits. When we floored it it was awesome I've never seen the ship go that
fast. But

we soon found the cores limits because it was opening a rift to another
dimension. I

don't know about the crew but I would have loved to see what on the other
side of the

whole. But the captain odered me to stop the ship and change course. As I
tried to

slow down the ships helm would not respond and we ended up heading for the
whole.

End Log

LtnJg James Kirk ,Jr.,

Helmsmen for the Fragglerock

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Kirk: Stares at the computer for a minute. "Computer begin duty log."

Computer: Beep...Beep...Ready.

Kirk: On mission on the Frag this time was to to some training programs

dealing with us delivering cargo to a planet in a shuttle. Though the odds

were against us we did have to do it. I being the ships pilot was given the
task

of flying the shuttle. Felix would help me navigate. Though it was pretty

rough Felix was able to keep cool (sort of) during the mission. The others
had

a hard time coping with the flight, but as for me it was the thrill of a
lifetime.

Even though we were in a holoship it was still fun. We were able to

successfully fly through the weapons fire, but since we were blinded we

were unable to locate our destination. What we did find when we landed

was....... You'll have to see next time, and we have to see if we'll be able
to

get out of it and deliver our cargo. Computer end log.

Computer: Affirmative.

Duty Log
Lt. Jg. James Kirk, Jr.
Helmsmen for the U.S.S. Fragglerock

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Kirk: Begin Personal Log Computer.

Computer: Beep..Beep..Ready.

Kirk: Lets see, this mission was a different, but it wasn't a bad different.
This

mission I got to pilot a space shuttle. There no where near the size of the

Frag but I've got to say it's definitely more maneuverable then the Frag. We

were on a special training mission inside a holoship. Even though everyone

else almost threw up, while some did, I had a blast. Flying around avoiding

and enemy fire is the kind of stuff I like to do, and you don't get to see a
lot of

it while piloting a cargo ship. The most fun was trying to get the enemy of
out

tail (not referring to Felix's tail) and hide. Felix was fun to watch while
the

others were totally hilarious and disgusting at times (I'm talking about the

throwing up). I can't wait to see what the ending is to this mission.
Computer

end log.

Computer: Affirmative.

Personal Log
Lt. Jg. James Kirk, Jr.
Helmsman for the USS Fragglerock